I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
no you cant smoke seaweed
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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