I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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