On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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