u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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