I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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