I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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