More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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