So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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