I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm at about main and main street
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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