I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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