ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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