Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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