now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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