STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
