Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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