awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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