I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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