I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
My day in three words: secret purse cake
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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