Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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