Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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