i just had sex bonerless
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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