Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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