oh god the rape fog is back!
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
There's always time for handjobs
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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