It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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