If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Randomize
