Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Randomize
