they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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