she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
dude. I can hear the air.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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