If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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