sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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