i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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