i think i have herpe
just one?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Randomize
