ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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