My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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