what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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