I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I met the friendliest cop last night
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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