It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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