Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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