So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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