how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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