All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I CAN MOONWALK!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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