I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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