so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
You peed on a flamingo?!?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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