YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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