I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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