So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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