found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
