You don't have asthma, your pregnant
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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