so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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