Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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